p= policier s=suspect
p: so where were you on Saturday night around 8pm?
s: I was at home
p: was anyone with you?
s: no I was alone
p: do you remember what you were wearing that day at that time?
s: I was wearing my favorite orange sweater and black pants
p:any reason why it is your favorite sweater?
s: yes it has a spider drawn on the back
p: we have video surveillance showing someone with an orange sweater with a spider on the back at the scene of the crime
s: crime? what crime? I would like to see a lawyer...