-Hello do you have a passport sir?(policeman)
- I’m really sorry sir, I forgot it at home.
- humm... and where is your home? Is it even in America?
-... yeah of course.....
-are you sure?
- yes. I live in Ellis Island.
- So how come you have such a brutish accent?
- pI am originally British but, because of the patati famine, I left my home and came here.
- Since when have you been living here?
-... since 3 months
- Ok so everything seems in order. Thank you
- You are welcome. Thank you sir.
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