ALEXANDER: Why we were gathered here? ROBIN: I do not know. EREC: How to tell? LANCELOT: Me I might be an idea. YVAIN: What do you know? GAUVAIN: Tell us the truth Lancelot. MERLIN: If you know the reason for our meeting, you have to tell us. LANCELOT: It is also necessary that you leave me time to speak. PERCEVAL: We listen to you. LANCELOT: Well ... Nabilla: Yes? LANCELOT: I think that the king has brought us here to search for the Grail. GUILLAUME: What is the "Holy Grail"? Nabilla: No, but hello what! You do not even know what the Holy Grail? MERLIN: The Grail is a kind of bowl ... GUILLAUME: Ikea? MERLIN: If you want ... It is a magical bowl ... PERCEVAL: To be more precise, the Grail is a cup ... YVAIN: I was told that it looked like a glass ... LANCELOT: A chalice rather ... ALEXANDER: I thought it was more like a plate ... MERLIN: The Grail is a kind of cup that contained a few drops of the blood of Jesus on the cross. GUILLAUME: But how do you recognize? PERCEVAL This cup is pure gold. It is decorated with various gems, rare and all as bright as each other: ruby, emerald, crystal unknown ... You never seen anything so beautiful. LANCELOT: Some argue that the cup has the power to light up a room in the dark. GUILLAUME: This is convenient in some situations ... MERLIN: Legend has it that whoever drinks from the Grail become immortal. GAUVAIN: what a dream ... The King arrives. Everyone gets up to greet him. GUILLAUME: Your Highness is gorgeous today. FAUVEL: Thank you, my good man. Here, this is for you. (He gives him money). ROBIN: You serious tear today. FAUVEL: What did he say? EREC: He says you have a great mine. FAUVEL: How good it is to be welcomed as it should be! Here, you can buy yourself a new sword. (He gives him money). GAUVAIN: This garment you look great. EREC: You are beautiful like a god. MERLIN: Apollo himself could not challenge yourself in beauty. FAUVEL: Ah! It's nice to be flared and so early! See, here for you. (He throws them money) YVAIN: And you have good breath today. Change! Everyone looks at the king, who stopped, shocked by this remark. FAUVEL: Here, this is for you, little sassy! (He gives him a blow on the head). Hear me, all. I'm sure you're wondering why I have you all here. LANCELOT: We believe knowing the reason, sire. FAUVEL: How? Who could betray my secret? This is not possible! PERCEVAL: The Holy Grail's secret, Your Highness. And it's been years I expect this time. I am ready to bring you this sacred cup, Majesty. FAUVEL Hear me all, all this has nothing to do. If I have you all together, that's something much more important than the Grail. ALEXANDRE: More important than the Holy Grail? But what is it? ROBIN: You are sick? FAUVEL: Exactly. I'm sick ... Everyone is shocked. MERLIN: But then do you explain! I will give you the necessary remedies and ... FAUVEL: I'm afraid there is no cure for me that my good Merlin disease. YVAIN: But what do you have? FAUVEL: I suffer from an incurable disease, which is gaining strength every time one tries to fight against it. GAUVAIN: But that's horrible! GUILLAUME: The king is dying! We are lost! Nabilla: But then you do not see what our good king wants to talk to us? Our King is in love! FAUVEL: Fortunately that you are there to raise the level Nabilla dear. Indeed, the disease I suffer is nothing but love. YVAIN The king wants cop! At these words, the two knights around Owain hit it on the head. MERLIN: Who is the lady of your heart Majesty? FAUVEL: His name resounds in my heart like the sweetest of songs. GUILLAUME: This information is not really going to help us find ... FAUVEL: His name is Fortune. I would like to seduce Fortune! PERCEVAL: And looks like this Fortune? FAUVEL: Fortune is the most beautiful woman in the world. She has radiant hair and glittering like the sun. His face is as smooth as silk. His eyes, deep and captivating, are blue and pure as the sky. And his mouth! This is a cherry that we want to pick. Fortune is a wonder of God. You have never seen such beauty. GAUVAIN: Now we will not be able to stop it ... FAUVEL: She's so beautiful that could be confused with Venus, the goddess of love. God has given us the most beautiful girl in the world earth! GUILLAUME: Basically it's like a tomato. ROBIN: I love tomatoes. FAUVEL: What is the relationship between Fortune and a tomato? YVAIN: Both have very good air. The two knights around him knocking on the head.What can we do to help you heal? FAUVEL: I certainly do not want to heal. What to me is advice. GAUVAIN: Advice? Nabilla: Yes! Our King wants us to help him to seduce Fortune! Our king is really sick: bring the Knights of the Round Table to help seduce a girl! You are crazy! FAUVEL: Shut up woman. It is I who have power. You have nothing to say.
