Thanksgiving is about giving to those we love. And it's especialy about fiving turkey to those we love ! Now, do you really want to serve me ? Just, look at me ! I'm not attractive, I'm old, I don't have a lot of fat on me... Do you want your parents, grandparents, sons, uncles and cousins to eat an okay-tasting turkey for Thanksgiving ? Or do you want to provide them with the finnest turkey in the whole city : my partner Fred. Sure, Fred has been my friend since forever, we grew up in the same farm. Fred is morbidly obese for a young turkey, and I'm sure you'll enjoy that delicious fat. Also, you eating him would allow me to have my own cage. Fred just takes up so much room, I just want to get rid of him ! Come on America, make the right decision, tomorrow, eat Fred !
